There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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