Are we in a gay sports bar?
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
from now on my penis is your penis
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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