So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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