Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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