Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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