How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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