After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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