I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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