We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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