He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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