can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
my god I love twenty year old dicks
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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