i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
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i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
3pm strippers are depressing
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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