I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Two words: blizzard sex
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Randomize
