He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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