Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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