no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
this is an emotional support booty call
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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