We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
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