stop calling my apartment porn island.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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