how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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