she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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