i just google imaged poop.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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