you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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