all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
