You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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