You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
