How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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