I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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