Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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