Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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