Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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