i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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