i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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