ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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