she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
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