Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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