don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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