Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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