Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Drake has all the answers
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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