Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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