so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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