I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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