Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Your penis caused this!
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