Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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