lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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