I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
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