We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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