Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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