Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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