My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
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