and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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