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Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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