shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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