I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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